Matty-182's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ten Seconds of Harmony]

Protect Point

This was kind of weird.. but Iguess, as you say, we DO get 10 seconds of harmony.... yeah... anyway - i thought the blood and guts animation was pretty cool, but besides that.... weird.. real weird. still - animation was kick ass.

[When the Wind Blows]

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU

From your buddies at Rhapsody Interactive,
we regret to inform you that people like you, in Iraq, are shot before y ou exit the womb. Though this was the worst cartoon in the cartoon history, we support your ongoing quest for the making the ultimate cartoon in North American history.
ps. we need a ride to Helsink, perferably via camel.

Boojamon responds:

I...see.

Well, it's fortunate I do not live in Iraq, assumably you do, as you know so much. Wouldn't that be slightly painful for the mother for an unborn baby to be shot?
Never mind, I'm sure you know best. Unfortunately, I do not have a camel, but I do have the next best thing... a slave called Abdul.

Hey! Abdul! Astu'k Il ahk ma!

He says he can only take you as far as Mordor.

[Steve The (ugly) Bunny]

Aw man, I totally got that

I know what its like trying to make a flash. It is not easy to entertain these critics. So, i reviewed this like any other movie. Did i find it amusing or not? I found this DAMN AMUSING. THIS WAS actually not bad. I enjoyed it.

wallpaperman responds:

haha i love your profile pic...

[Weekly Animation]

Good animation

Wow, that's some great animation. I'm not sure if it should be on NG, since, like you said, it's only exercises. ... Screw it, I'll give it a five. It was some great eye candy. You should make a superhero cartoon or something. With the guy punching the wall, and the Superman-ish character... The animation would sure be good.

[More random than ever!]

That WAS random.

I really liked the style of this movie. The loose-leaf background makes it look like a series of doodles, and that effect worked very well for a cartoon of such (whats the word...) randomosity. Thats not a real word... Anyway, I thought it was pretty good overall. Could have used some more humour.

[Timmy the Sperm 1]

Great idea!

That's a really good cartoon. That was awesome. How can a movie like this get such a low score? Did anyone watch this?? This was f*cking brilliant!
I read your summary. I know exactly what you're talking about when you said "It's the shame no one watched the whole thing before they voted." A lot of people, too many people, vote before they see the movie for "experience" points. Good job man, that was awesome. You have a five from me.

FemJesse responds:

Well when I first submitted it, people kept giving it zeros and after a minute, I had a score of .29...
I actually had to put a note for people to finish watching it!

[Light VS. Dark Cecil 1]

PLease, no!

Please, do not make this crappy cartoon into a series. Wait - you already did? Umm... there's a solution....got it! Don't make cartoons - period!

MyStiKKhAoS responds:

Sounds like a good idea. But I'm going to make one more to show how much I love you.

[Light VS. Dark Cecil 3]

This is just...no

I read your reviews after seeing what u wrote my cartoon. Read most of them. Always zero's. All you do is discriminate peoples cartoons, thinking your hot shit. Decided to watch one of your cartoons, thinking I would see a masterpiece. Aw man. Stop talkin' shit. This is bad. This is one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen. With flicks like this, you have no right to trash other users. waste of NG space if you ask me. You and this cartoon.

MyStiKKhAoS responds:

Listen, you are free to review the animations as you wish, but drop the fucking attitude. I admit, back then I used to be arrogant and think I was great; not the best! but great, and used to trash movies that (namely HAcoreRD) others would make, but do you really think I deserve the words you chose? Especially after over a year I quit flash? Maybe so, but in future reviews, you need to stop mentioning the assumption that I think I'm "hot shit," because I don't. In fact, I think I suck at flash! You happy?

On to the review... wait, the whole review was FLAMING ME. I don't remember reviewing your animations; I don't even know who you are. Perhaps you are just one of the traumatized children that got pissed off because I gave you a bad review. Deal with it. Welcome to life and critisism. Grow up.

[Inspector coolhead]

Wow, A Masterpiece of orgasmic proportions

This----Is----The greatest cartoon in the world. Later, sometime, you will see a cartoon sent in by MATTY 182. remember. Cause. You. Will. Give. Us. A. Ten. And A Five. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. but no funny masterbation

wallpaperman responds:

errr ok.

[DE_dust [TEASER]]

Not more....

I must say, you are the master at making CS shorts. A lot of people try, but most fail. They just get boring. I hate to say this, but it is getting old. Even you are starting to frustrate me. Why not just play the game? Stick men, guns, and old games are out.