WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU
From your buddies at Rhapsody Interactive,
we regret to inform you that people like you, in Iraq, are shot before y ou exit the womb. Though this was the worst cartoon in the cartoon history, we support your ongoing quest for the making the ultimate cartoon in North American history.
ps. we need a ride to Helsink, perferably via camel.
I...see.
Well, it's fortunate I do not live in Iraq, assumably you do, as you know so much. Wouldn't that be slightly painful for the mother for an unborn baby to be shot?
Never mind, I'm sure you know best. Unfortunately, I do not have a camel, but I do have the next best thing... a slave called Abdul.
Hey! Abdul! Astu'k Il ahk ma!
He says he can only take you as far as Mordor.
Aw man, I totally got that
I know what its like trying to make a flash. It is not easy to entertain these critics. So, i reviewed this like any other movie. Did i find it amusing or not? I found this DAMN AMUSING. THIS WAS actually not bad. I enjoyed it.
haha i love your profile pic...
Great idea!
That's a really good cartoon. That was awesome. How can a movie like this get such a low score? Did anyone watch this?? This was f*cking brilliant!
I read your summary. I know exactly what you're talking about when you said "It's the shame no one watched the whole thing before they voted." A lot of people, too many people, vote before they see the movie for "experience" points. Good job man, that was awesome. You have a five from me.
Well when I first submitted it, people kept giving it zeros and after a minute, I had a score of .29...
I actually had to put a note for people to finish watching it!
PLease, no!
Please, do not make this crappy cartoon into a series. Wait - you already did? Umm... there's a solution....got it! Don't make cartoons - period!
Sounds like a good idea. But I'm going to make one more to show how much I love you.
This is just...no
I read your reviews after seeing what u wrote my cartoon. Read most of them. Always zero's. All you do is discriminate peoples cartoons, thinking your hot shit. Decided to watch one of your cartoons, thinking I would see a masterpiece. Aw man. Stop talkin' shit. This is bad. This is one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen. With flicks like this, you have no right to trash other users. waste of NG space if you ask me. You and this cartoon.
Listen, you are free to review the animations as you wish, but drop the fucking attitude. I admit, back then I used to be arrogant and think I was great; not the best! but great, and used to trash movies that (namely HAcoreRD) others would make, but do you really think I deserve the words you chose? Especially after over a year I quit flash? Maybe so, but in future reviews, you need to stop mentioning the assumption that I think I'm "hot shit," because I don't. In fact, I think I suck at flash! You happy?
On to the review... wait, the whole review was FLAMING ME. I don't remember reviewing your animations; I don't even know who you are. Perhaps you are just one of the traumatized children that got pissed off because I gave you a bad review. Deal with it. Welcome to life and critisism. Grow up.
Wow, A Masterpiece of orgasmic proportions
This----Is----The greatest cartoon in the world. Later, sometime, you will see a cartoon sent in by MATTY 182. remember. Cause. You. Will. Give. Us. A. Ten. And A Five. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. but no funny masterbation
errr ok.
a little bit of a disappointmet
COnsidering that you guys are the best artists (some of my fav's), I expected a lot. In the end, we got NG Jam #1. A good cartoon, in comparison to most. Fantastic animation and some good sound. I liked the DVD-like features the most, and the sneak peaks at storyboards. Much like "In Search Of The Yello Dello" (homestarrunner), you guys brought us some great features.
Unfortunately, the cartoon itself is kind of bland. Entertaining, but nothing too special.
Well, good is all relative. You say it has fantastic animation and was entertaining, so I guess we set out to do what we wanted :)
-T0MMY
Splinter Cell??
This reminds me too much of splinter cell. Im not saying its a rip off, but the sound effects at the end are right from Splinter Cell's trailer. I liked the movie, it was OK. I wouldnt call it a trailer. Its made more like a scene with subtitles. But I think this series has a lot of potential. Im really surprised that you've had a blammed cartoon. A badly blammed cartoon.
Im highly anticipating Code: Thunder Blade. Im sure it will be good, as your future movies. PS: way to get the size of the file low.
Hey, thanks for the review. about the splinter cell thing, I haven't actually seen the trailer for splinter cell, but i do have the game which kind of gave me the idea, but I had no idea it was exactly the same as the splinter cell trailer! :-P, how weird is that! maybe i should change it, anyway first episode wont be too long.
Can tell its a beginners movie
It is easily noticable that this was made by a new animator. He uses a lot of simple flash techniques, not a lot of "awesome" animation. I felt that it was boring and kinda pointless. I didnt like it.
I'm a she, thank you.
But, I know that you're right. I'm still new at this.
what a piece of crap
The only funny thing about this video is the fact that he didnt spell TACO right in the title. Its got god awful animation and even worse dialogue. Maybe thats cause I couldnt read half of it. The subtitles went by way too fast. And you gave Duffman a 0? Saying that his movie was bad, especially compared to yours? I think your jealous that he can animate.
i don't give a damn what you think duffman's movies suck and he shouldn't write reviews that trash movies when his suck to
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